I HATE IT WHEN PARENTS COMPARE YOU TO OTHER CHILDREN.
it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
WHEN YOUR MOM SAYS YOU CAN’T GET COOKIES:
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS COME TO YOU FOR ADVICE:
“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY AND SOMEONE ASKS FOR SOME OF YOUR FOOD
WHEN YOUR CRUSH TELLS YOU WHO THEY LIKE BUT IT ISN’T YOU
On the outside
On the inside
THE MOMENT WHEN YOU REALISED YOU’RE JUST FAT.
HAHA!
WHEN YOU ARE TOO SHY TO TALK TO YOUR CRUSH AND YOU ASK YOUR FRIENDS FOR ADVICE
friends:
they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”
BEST friends:
WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T TEXT ME BACK
I’M JUST LIKE:
WRITING “SORRY” AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR MATH TEST
WHEN A TEACHER GIVES YOU WAY TOO MUCH HOMEWORK.
Do it yourself bitch
WHEN YOUR JAM COMES ON AND YOU’RE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND:
SEEING YOUR BODY AFTER A SESSION OF PHYSICAL WORK
Expectations:
Fact:
“I’D BE SCARED OF CALLING 911 FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY TAPE THOSE PHONE CALLS. YOU KNOW THAT SHIT’S PRIVATE.” :
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
WHEN A SMALL CHILD SAYS “I WAS THERE FIRST”
BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST
ME IN GYM CLASS
“YOU CAN’T LOVE A CELEBRITY, YOU DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW THEM…”
True.
WHEN KIDS TELL ME THEY HATE BEING A KID AND CAN’T WAIT TO GROW UP…
Getting a good grade in your worst subject
